That guys from out of town.
He might be on the run.
He's got the look of trouble.
He's got the look of fun.

He's got a following,
And they wear weird robes,
And they all worship him.
But he wears nice clothes.

He’s not the buffest guy,
He’s pretty cute tho.
He’s got that messy hair.
I bet he does it though.

He’s got a skateboard,
And he does rad tricks.
Hey Mr Wizard Man
Show me a kickflip.

He's coming over here.
He's got is dark eyes set on you.
What are you gonna do?

He's on the dance floor.
I think he might bust a move.
I might bust one too.

I hear he's sensitive,
He really hears you.
He's got those kind eyes
The kind you can fall into.

He's got a black belt.
I heard he knows jiu jitsu.
Oh come protect me.
I'll make it up to you.

I hear he's in a band.
That he does badass licks.
Oh play your notes for me.
I think I've earned it.

I hear he’s mad smart.
That he knows calculus.
What’s the square root of love?
Nevermind I think I found it.

I'm goin' over there.
I think that he might be the one.
I can't tell.

He's got a spell on me.
I think that I might be transfixed.
Oh well.

I heard he'll exorcise our demons and he's a pretty good dancer.
I heard he knows the magic spells that can cure you of your cancer.
I heard he slithers out of his mortal affliction
By the light of the moon and becomes an apparition.
And he floats through the graveyard raising the dead
To bring them to his parties that he's throwing every weekend.
And he knows all the offerings to save us from hell
And he'll teach them to us if we prove we're worthy as well
As understand the reason that humanity can't thrive
Is some obsolete requirement to keep people alive.
And as soon as we get over it society will elevate
And if we step aside then all wizard-kind can innovate.
I heard his magic powers came from worshipping the darkness.
And he can lead us all from here and can free us from our sadness.
And if we stay virgins we’ll have powers like him,
But we’ll have to sacrifice ourselves to the powers of his sin.

ooooohhhhhhhhhh yeaaahhh!
He's got a sports car.